As a student of Austrian Economics, I can tell you that it is in a woman's rational self-interest to have sex ideations via a male mindframe. » 3/03/15 4:46pm 3/03/15 4:46pm

This is why you don't hire prostitutes. If he'd been at home hitting his wife, he would have had to have done it two or three times to be released by the NFL Network. » 2/02/15 6:42pm 2/02/15 6:42pm

Cigar City makes a very good session IPA called Invasion which is great, but it doesn't have quite the bite up front that Founder's All Day does. » 1/02/15 4:02pm 1/02/15 4:02pm

I loved Dave Barry as a kid and even as a surly teen, but between trying to write books and meet a regular column deadline, I think he burned out about 25 years ago. Dave Barry Slept Here and Dave Barry's Guide to Life are both really funny still, but I feel like he's a perfect case of what happens with a lot of… » 12/29/14 12:58pm 12/29/14 12:58pm

I can think of a lot of things to put on a bucket list, but I can't imagine putting "stanning for Sully and the Dish" above something like "getting shot by a man in Reno so he can watch me die." » 11/20/14 11:30am 11/20/14 11:30am

What a coincidence that a gamergate hero has the native charm of an ethnic cleansing and writes books about hacking life's interactions to cheat code into fucking women he considers subhuman. » 10/22/14 8:52pm 10/22/14 8:52pm

And that one-inch long haircut that you have carefully style-waxed forward, virile Sir Stubble, is not proof that your hair is in recession but that you are both: » 10/21/14 1:01pm 10/21/14 1:01pm